There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.
GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY
You might think that this gifset is pointless but it features Lee Pace’s profile view and should therefore be considered a blessing on your dashboard
my last words will probably be sarcastic
"what are you gonna do, kill me?"
The Fault in Our Stars animated poster (x)
What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice.